20:30 (Tuesday) Well almost the same time as last night, only this time I was all alone. Dad only found out about it because I went to say hello with my face covered in goop! Yeuch!! So dad went looking around and sure enough there was a puddle of slobber... and the sofas had great big smears of it all down the arms. Good job they're leather and like so many other things in the house, wipe clean!
Earlier in the evening dad noticed me mooching around suspiciously. I was just having a sniff at mums orchids and they smelled so nice, well I just had to see if they tasted as nice as they smell. So I gave one a pretty good munch and decided I didn't like it. No real harm done.
